Just a few minutes ago, I saw the South Park episode, “Hooked on Monkey Phonics.” I actually liked Rebecca, and I remembered her being on here, so here’s my defense.
First off, she’s a one-shot. That’s in no way her own fault, though I would like her to show up again, at least in the background. I mean, her brother did, so why not?
Next up, she turned into a slut after Kyle taught her how to kiss. I believe she didn’t know it was wrong, having never been taught about love. It seems like a common mistake most schoolchildren would make.
Then, there’s the fact that she gets in the way of several Kyle ships. Need I say that shipping is not a valid excuse to hate a character, but the evidence for Kyle and Rebecca is MUCH stronger than with Bebe or Stan. The only love Bebe or Kyle ever showed for each other was one-sided for both. Bebe dared Kyle to kiss him, which he refused, and Kyle only started to love her because of her boobs. And Stan and Kyle are friends, not lovers. It’s very unlikely they’ll fall for each other.
Finally, there’s the Die For Our Ship practice done with Rebecca. This is a horrible practice that is never valid no matter what, and killing Rebecca just so Kyle can kiss Stan or Bebe is not only pointless, but unbelievably stupid.
Overall, you guys throw way too much hate on Rebecca. Look past her bad points, and learn how to A-P-P-R-E-C-I-A-T-E.